John Goldfarb, Please Come Home!1965

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
I think it's great!

Jenny Ericson:
I think it's filthy!

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
How did you win the Pulitzer, with photo take-outs of PTA meetings? A harem, is a harem, is a...

Jenny Ericson:
Euphemism! The concept is vulgar, odious and repulsive

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
Ericson, you'd find something vulgar, odious and repulsive in fifth-graders playing spin the bottle

Jenny Ericson:
Would you please leave my personal life out of this

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
I didn't know you had one

Jenny Ericson:
Oh, I don't have to take this

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
But you will take this assignment

Jenny Ericson:
[stands up and laughs mockingly] I will not

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
Now you... yeah, alright. OK. Scram.

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
Ericson on a harem story... I must have rocks in my head. It's a job for a woman

Jenny Ericson:
Just what did you mean by that?

'Strife' Magazine Editor:
Nothing, baby. If the slipper fits, drink out of it! Send in Peggy Benson