John Mayer Has a TV Show

John Mayer Has a TV Show2004



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Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..." So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Ch?teau Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night.

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