Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall1962

Chorus:
[singing a parody of "Do-Re-Mi"] Many fools can go to school and learn the scale by rote.

Carol Burnett:
We have found a ghastly sound for every single note!

Chorus:
Ding dong!

Julie Andrews:
That's what the bell says.

Chorus:
Yum yum!

Julie Andrews:
That's what we say when we're eating.

Chorus:
Ho ho!

Julie Andrews:
That's how Santa's laugh goes!

Chorus:
[making kissing sounds] Mwah! Mwah!

Julie Andrews:
That's our favorite form of greeting.

Chorus:
Wah! Wah! Baby in a bib goes, baby in a crib goes, goo goo goo! [each person proceeds to make a different sound] Hee hee! Giggle giggle! Goody goody! Mwah mwah! Nummy nummy! Yum yum! Itchy-kitchy-koo!

Julie Andrews:
Won't you try it too? Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.

Carol Burnett:
[scooting away from the chorus] Then you all can sing along if it doesn't make you sick!