Juno2007

Leah:
Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.

Juno MacGuff:
I'm at suicide risk.

Leah:
Juno?

Juno MacGuff:
No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?

Leah:
Only the one in my pants...

Juno MacGuff:
I'm pregnant.

Leah:
What? Honest to blog?

Juno MacGuff:
Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.

Leah:
It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno MacGuff:
No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah:
How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...

Juno MacGuff:
I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah:
Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno MacGuff:
Unfortunately, yes.

Leah:
Oh my GOD. Oh sh*t! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno MacGuff:
There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.