Juno

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Rollo:
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?

Juno MacGuff:
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.

[Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]

Rollo:
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.

Tough Girl:
[to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?

Rollo:
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.

Juno MacGuff:
Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!

Rollo:
Well, you know where the lavatory is.

[Juno heads towards the bathroom]

Rollo:
[yells] You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!

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