Kickassia2010

Phelous:
I think our last option after our last option is Linkara.

Angry Joe:
Yeah, you might have a point. [Looks over at Linkara who is cleaning his magic gun] What do you say Linkara? Why don't you try out some of that strategic mumbo-jumbo?

Linkara:
[Puts the gun away and gets up, throwing an arm over Joe's shoulder as he talks] Joe, Joe, Joe. I know we've had our differences in the past.

Angry Joe:
We have?

Linkara:
Yes; I don't like you very much.

Angry Joe:
Oh. [Pouts]

Linkara:
[while walking away] But your live of destruction mixed with my love of planning destruction might serve us well.

Angry Joe:
So you'll do it?

Linkara:
[Looks dramatically over his shoulder] Its my job to do it.

Linkara:
[Spins around dramatically, shedding his coat to reveal a TNG Star Trek uniform and knocking off his fedora to replace it with a helmet before pushing Joe aside and imitating Patton] Alright troops, here's how its gonna work...