Kickassia2010

Nostalgia Critic:
My friends, this is indeed a great day. We have given birth to a new nation!

Everyone:
Yay!

Nostalgia Critic:
And there will be government. Rules. And a new democracy to live by!

Linkara:
Why a democracy?

Nostalgia Critic:
Because I say so. And I will be your president!

Everyone:
Yay!

Nostalgia Critic:
Nostalgia Chick will be vice president!

Everyone:
Yay!

Nostalgia Critic:
And the rest we'll figure out at another time!

Film Brain:
Another time!

Nostalgia Critic:
And as my first order as your president. I shall build a table. A round table so that everyone can look at each other in the eye.

Nostalgia Chick:
Hmm. That's a good idea. It's like everyone's equal.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yes! And I shall be elevated above you in a rocket chair! A magnificent rocket chair so I can look down on all of you and see just how equal we all are!

Everyone:
[unenthusiastically] Yay.

Nostalgia Critic:
Make yourselves comfortable, everybody, for we have given birth to the greatest nation ever known! We have given birth TO KICKASSIA!