Kicking & Screaming

Kicking & Screaming2005

Stars: Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, Mike Ditka, Kate Walsh
Genre: Comedy, Family, Romance
Rating: PG
Runtime: 95 minutes

Kicking & Screaming is a 2005 film starring Will Ferrell as Phil Weston, an average man who has had to endure his father Buck's over-competitiveness throughout his childhood. Phil decides to coach his son's recreational soccer team, and soon fin… more »



Phil Weston:
[to Barbara] My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game, he's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. I don't know anyone like that. Do you? [quick cut to Ditka house]

Mike Ditka:
So Paul, what's on your mind?

Phil Weston:
Actually, it's Phil.

Mike Ditka:
It's not Paul?

Phil Weston:
No.

Mike Ditka:
What's the difference? Spit it out. [lights a cigar]

Diana Ditka:
Mike?

Mike Ditka:
Here, hold this. [gives cigar to Phil]

Diana Ditka:
Oh no! We do not allow smoking in the house!

Phil Weston:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.

Diana Ditka:
You should be.

Mike Ditka:
[Phil hands back cigar] I'll get rid of it, honey!

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