Kicking & Screaming2005

Phil Weston:
[passing out DVDs] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over". [he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace]

Phil Weston:
[hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Here, hold this.

Barbara Weston:
Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.

Phil Weston:
You did, you said it a lot.

Barbara Weston:
Who did that?

Phil Weston:
[pointing to Mark] He did.

The Tigers:
HE DID!

Phil Weston:
What? Nut'uh! [the kids all descend upon him]