Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kingsman: The Secret Service2014

Stars: Adrian Quinton, Colin Firth, Mark Strong, Jonno Davies
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 129 minutes

Kingsman: The Secret Service is a 2014 action spy comedy film directed and co-produced by Matthew Vaughn. The screenplay, written by Vaughn and Jane Goldman, is based on Dave Gibbons's and Mark Millar's comic book series The Secret Service. The film… more »



[Michelle's iPad plays Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" at the pub]

Dean:
Michelle, turn that sh*t off. It's burning my nuts in.

[Michelle is about to turn off the iPad when Eggsy, now a full-fledged Kingsman agent, arrives]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
I rather like that song. Leave it on, mum.

[Dean turns off the iPad]

Dean:
Mugsy's back. You've finally come to have that word with me, have you son? Or are you gonna run away and pretend you're gonna have another cool dress like that?

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
Oh, you mean this? No. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. He's given me a job, mum. Comes with a lot of perks, including a house. Come and live with me there, mum. Come on.

[Michelle is about to stand up when Dean interrupts them]

Dean:
Sit down, you! Only place she'll be visiting is you in a f***ing hospital, d'you hear?

Michelle Unwin:
Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go, please. Just go, babe.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
Alright.

[Eggsy turns around toward the door]

Dean:
Yeah, do as mummy says. Tell that tailor friend of yours to make a nice chicken costume that'll suit your mug.

[Eggsy stops at the front door]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
As a good friend once said: Manners... [Eggsy locks the left door]... maketh... [Locks the right door]... man.

[Locks the doorknob]

Poodle:
Dean...

Dean:
Shut the f*** up. Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your f***...

[Eggsy hooks a beer mug with his umbrella and flings it, knocking out Dean. He then approaches the rest of the gang]

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?

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