Kingsman: The Secret Service2014

[Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

Valentine:
The f***'s wrong with them?

Gazelle:
I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

Valentine:
Give me the mic.

[Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

Valentine:
Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the f*** is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

[Crowd says no]

Valentine:
Is God the bad guy?

[Crowd says no]

Valentine:
How about the animals marching two by two?

[Crowd says no]

Valentine:
Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!