Kronk's New Groove2005

Kuzco:
At this point you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Emperor Kuzco here, coming at ya live from the palace.

Guards:
Hail, Kuzco!

Kuzco:
Please, don't grovel, it's embarrassing. I'm not like that anymore. I'm nice now! Didn't you see the first movie? [Pulls out a giant poster for "Emperor's New Groove"] Yay! A 50-foot me! I loved that movie because it's all about me! But right now it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight. So let me put it as simply as possible: This is HIS movie, not my movie. His movie, not mine. His, not mine. All right, everybody got it, even the little ones? OK I'll be back to check on you later. Have some popcorn, a little sippy-sip of your sip stuff. Places, please. Action!

[Scene goes to restaurant]

Waitress:
Ordering! Waffle platter, extra butter, two honey-glazed pill bugs and a chocolate sundae, hold the cherry.

Kronk:
[narrating] Yeah, it was shaping up to be another perfect day. The orders were flying, the joint was jumping, grease was popping and everybody knew my name. Oh yeah I was living the dream.