L!fe Happens2011

Rita The Receptionist:
[on the phone] Do you think he's ever gonna propose? I'm, like, the perfect girlfriend. I cook, I clean, I wear sexy underwear...

Deena:
[in the waiting room] Psst. Hang up the phone. Hang up the phone.

Rita The Receptionist:
[stunned, complies]

Deena:
What's your name?

Rita The Receptionist:
Uh, Rita.

Deena:
Rita. Pick up a new hobby, like skydiving or dirt bike riding. Don't tell him about it, but just start Leaving your gear around the house. When he asks you about it, just say, "Oh, what? That? That's my parachute." Or, "Oh, that's my motorcycle helmet, did I not tell you about that?" You'll have a ring on your finger within the month. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Live by it.