La vita è bella1997

Giosu? Orefice:
They make buttons and soap out of us.

Guido:
Eh... [momentarily lost for words] What are you saying?

Giosu? Orefice:
They burn us all in the oven.

Guido:
Who told you that?

Giosu? Orefice:
A man was crying. He said they make us into buttons and soap.

Guido:
[laughs and gesticulates animatedly] You fell for that? Again? I thought you were a sharp boy... cunning, intelligent. Buttons and soap out of people? That'll be the day! You believed that? Hahaha! Just imagine. Tomorrow morning, I wash my hands with Bartolomeo... a good scrub. Then I'll button up with Francesco. [pretends to button up concentration camp uniform, from which a button comes loose and falls to floor] Darn it all! [picks up button] Look, I just lost Giorgio! Does this look like a person? Hahaha, come on! They were teasing you! And you fell for it! What else did they tell you?

Giosu? Orefice:
That we get cooked in the oven. [continues solemnly as Guido starts laughing hysterically] They burn us up in the oven.

Guido:
[laughing and clapping hands] You fell for that too! You just eat everything up! I've heard of a wood oven, but I've never seen a man oven before. Ah ha... "I'm made of wood!" "Take this lawyer... poomp!" [pseudo-seriously] "This lawyer doesn't burn. He's not dry enough. [continues animatedly] Look at that smoke!" Oh Joshua... buttons, soap, we get burned in the oven... Let's be serious now. [simulates hopping] I have a sack race with the bad guys tomorrow...

Giosu? Orefice:
[interrupting] That's enough. I want to go home.