Last Call2002

Bartender:
[places seven glasses half full of booze in front of Fitzgerald] There you go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald:
Thank you.

Bartender:
You know if I let you drink all those, you're going to end up in big trouble.

F. Scott Fitzgerald:
I know. A word to the wise [points to his eye and then at him]

F. Scott Fitzgerald:
[starts downing each glass in one breath]

F. Scott Fitzgerald:
[after drinking three glasses lights a cigarrette] You know I behaved like a jerk tonight. A real a**hole.