Le monde selon Bush2004

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George W. Bush:
To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you, too, can be President of the United States.

Norman Mailer:
We have the worst President in America's history. He's ignorant, he's arrogant, he's stupid in all ways but one: which is that he's immensely shrewd about the American people, particularly the less intelligent half of America. Because they're very happy with him in that they realize how stupid he is, and they say to themselves, "Wonderful! If that stupid guy can be President, so can I."

Robert Steele:
We have elected a puppet for President. Actually, we didn't elect him: he was appointed. His brother Jeb stole 50,000 votes in Florida, and his father's Supreme Court appointed him.

Michael Ledeen:
You know, if God has spoken to you and said you're going to be President, you don't have to worry about court decisions or recounts or things like that. All right, so he became President, but he didn't know why. And on September 11th, he discovered why.