Weekend at Bernie's1989

Richard Parker:
This is the note. Listen. "Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation."

Larry Wilson:
What?

Richard Parker:
That's what it says.

Larry Wilson:
"Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he." It's got my name written on it!

Richard Parker:
Oh God.

Larry Wilson:
Son of a b*tch. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation?

Richard Parker:
It doesn't matter, Larry, it doesn't matter.

Larry Wilson:
Oh, yes it does matter, Richard, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here!

Richard Parker:
For Christ's sake, Larry! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh?

Larry Wilson:
Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops!