Legally Blonde: The Musical2007

Elle Woods:
Paulette, are you ready?

Paulette:
I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!

Elle Woods:
Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.

Emmett Forrest:
Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.

Paulette:
Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!

Elle Woods:
And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.

Paulette:
Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes. [knocks on trailer]

Dewey:
Who in the - [leans out window] Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.

Paulette:
Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today! [shows him the cake]

Dewey:
[leans back in window] Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut. [takes the cake] Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!

Paulette:
AAARGH! [stomps feet] Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!