Little Fockers2010

Bernie Focker:
[On the phone long distance, miffed that he's in Spain learning to be a flamenco dancer] You picked a hell of a time to go through manopause!

Bernie Focker:
Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north.'

Roz Focker:
True north? What are you... a compass or something?

Bernie Focker:
No, but let's face it - I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.

Roz Focker:
There's an Arthur Murray studio right here in Miami Beach. Why schep all the way to Spain?

Bernie Focker:
Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!

Roz Focker:
You volunteered!

Bernie Focker:
I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!

Roz Focker:
That's because you did it backwards.

Bernie Focker:
I never went soft on you.

Roz Focker:
Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?

Bernie Focker:
Let me talk. Listen, will you?