Lo foo chut gang1988

Department store staff:
Gentlemen, what can I help you with in the lingerie section?

Francis Li:
Ah, I need to buy a bra.

Department store staff:
A bra? Is it for your home use, or for going out?

Francis Li:
No, it's for my wife.

Department store staff:
What's the size, then? How big is she?

Francis Li:
I forgot to measure.

Department store staff:
Like Elsie Chan?

Francis Li:
Not that big!

Department store staff:
Then Pat Ha?

Francis Li:
She doesn't have any!

Department store staff:
Anita Mui?

Francis Li:
Her breasts change!

Department store staff:
Then is she as big as me?

Francis Li:
You're too much!