Louis and the Nazis2003

[Louis meets April's father]

Bill Gaede:
Right now, all the people have been so politically-correct they wouldn't say sh*t if they had a mouth full of it. But now the people are beginning to see what's going on and their backbone's beginning to straighten up a little bit and get a little stiffer. All the white people are.

Louis Theroux:
I'm a multiculturalist.

Bill Gaede:
Are ya?

Louis Theroux:
Yeah.

Bill Gaede:
When you get married are you gonna marry a white person or a n*gger? Huh?

April Gaede:
What do you usually date? Do you usually date white women?

Louis Theroux:
So far...

April Gaede:
That's what you find attractive.

Louis Theroux:
Does Jewish count as white?

April Gaede:
No.

Bill Gaede:
No, not in our books.

[he laughs]

Louis Theroux:
Why not?

April Gaede:
I think we should hope that he marries some Jewess. Won't that be funny?

Bill Gaede:
A JAP. Do you know what a JAP is?

April Gaede:
Yeah, a Jewish American Princess. I hope... Boy, you're gonna be...

[pinches two fingers together]

April Gaede:
Boy, she's gonna have you right there.

Bill Gaede:
What's your name?

Louis Theroux:
Louis.

Bill Gaede:
[high-pitched shrill voice] Louis! Louis, I want a new ring, Louis! Bring me my coffee - tea, Louis! Come and flush the toilet for me, Louis, I can't put the handle down!