Love Is Evol2009

Christopher Titus:
My father fought for his country in the National Guard. Yes, he did.

[applause]

Christopher Titus:
Thanks, thanks. All right, calm down. Calm down! He fought in the Watts riots. Which means he defended liquor stores against rocks for a whole weekend one time.

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
But they were liquor stores, so my dad was first man in, last man out!

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
My father was actually busted down from sergeant three times in the National Guard. Yeah, it turns out you can't take your entire squad to the Holiday Inn pool and call it "the mission".

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
He's militarily qualified to invade a Courtyard Marriott.