Love Is Evol2009

Christopher Titus:
Her family: Irish Catholic, autistic.

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Christopher Titus:
But not the happy special ones. The real mean ones, you know? "Hey, we're gonna fight, then we're gonna drink. No, we're gonna drink and fight. You wanna fight and drink? What? What? What? What? What?" Every neighborhood on the planet has a house like this on the block, we've all driven past it. A bunch of people in there, too old to be kids but never gonna be adults.

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Christopher Titus:
You can tell that by the "Aerosmith rocks" banner in the living room window.

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Christopher Titus:
Four sociopathic pit bulls roaming the yard at all times. The brown one has one leg, just flops to the fence every couple of hours. You can tell when the family's doubled their net worth 'cause they parked a new gutted Chevelle in the driveway.

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Christopher Titus:
The mailman's afraid to bring the mail, so he just gives to the cops 'cause, hell, they're gonna there anyway.

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Christopher Titus:
And if you don't recognize this house in your neighborhood, you *live* in this house in your neighborhood.