Love Is Evol2009

Christopher Titus:
[about his ex-wife] She was seeing two other guys, I found out. Yeah. One guy was sixty years old.

[disgusted moans from the audience]

Christopher Titus:
But he had $20 million.

[applause and laughter]

Christopher Titus:
Wow, you bunch of whores. Really?

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
Is that how the audience reacts? "Ewww! Ahh!" I have to admit, when I heard 20 million, I was like "Wow, good job. Damn. Nice. I'll tell you what... he buys me a Z06 Corvette, I'll drop you off on Wednesdays." But sixty? I mean, I've got issues, but sixty? Sixty? And how do you stay, like, focused in the bedroom when you're thinking "They're gonna break a hip. They're gonna break a hip. They're gonna break a hip."?