Love Is Evol2009

Christopher Titus:
Crazy makes you crazy. And you have to have the Armageddon fight, the ground zero fight. You know, guys, that fight where you're at Home Depot the next day going "I need two bathroom doors."

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
"Is this all the Spackle you have, right here?"

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
That no holds barred fight. We all get to that crazy place, man. It's, uh... And people who say this crack me up: "Oh, our relationship ended fine."

[laughs]

Christopher Titus:
You lying bastards. Really? No relationship ends "fine". The only reason people say it ended fine is because whatever they did to each other in that last fight, they could still be prosecuted.

[laughter]

Christopher Titus:
The statute of limitations has not run out yet.