Lust Connection2005

[With his wife away shopping, Rick has a phone call just as his buxom Internet lover Sasha wants to mount him on his couch]

Rick:
Hello?

Jenny:
Hey, honey, I just pulled up at the market. What did you want for dinner? I was thinking... casseroles?

Rick:
[as Sasha shoves her large breasts in front of his face] Hmm, I... I don't know, honey. Are melons in seasons?

Jenny:
I think so. Since when did you start eating melons?

Rick:
I... I saw something on the Internet and they said that melons were good to your libido.

Jenny:
[excited] Really? Well, what kind of melons?

Rick:
Big, juicy, ripe ones.