Léon: The Professional1994

Mathilda:
[Mathilda, crying about her brother's murder and her stepmother] I was more of a mother to him than thaat goddamn pig ever was!

L?on:
Hey, don't talk like that about pigs. They're usually much nicer than people.

Mathilda:
But they smell like sh*t.

L?on:
Not true. As a matter of fact, right now I have one in my kitchen that's very clean and smells very nice.

Mathilda:
You don't have a pig in your kitchen.

L?on:
Yes, I do.

Mathilda:
I was just in there and I didn't see any goddamned pig.

L?on:
Don't move. I'll get him. [Leon goes into the kitchen]

L?on:
Piggy? Piggy? Where are you?

L?on:
[Oinking noises are heard in the kitchen] Oink, oimk! Ah, there you are.

L?on:
[More oinking, then a pig pot holder sticks its 'head' around the corner] Hi, Mathilda.

Mathilda:
[She smiles] Hi, piggy.