Machete2010

Booth's Bodyguard #1:
[seeing Machete walking towards Booth's doorsteps carrying a pickaxe and a motor scythe] Hey, hey-heh, boss. Who are you?

Machete:
The new gardener.

Booth's Bodyguard #1:
The gardener. [speaks Hungarian to Machete] Just f***in' with you, cheef. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of sh*t in the back, you can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job. [Machete walks past him silently] Make sure to wipe those boots off. Carrying sh*t in the house. [to his colleague] You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete...