Mad Dog II: The Lost Gold1992

[the chest is opened and there are only bags of sand in it]

Professor:
Dirt! This... This is what I risked my bloody life for?

Shooting Beaver:
Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.

Padre:
I had planned to do so much good with it. I guess I'll never get to see Rome.

Buckskin Bonnie:
How 'bout Paris, Padre. Who took it?

[They all look at the Stagecoach driver]

Stagecoach Driver:
Well don't look at me, my hands are clean. Mad Dog... or... maybe you should have played a better game.