Mad Youth1940

Jane, piano player at Bridge party:
Want to play, Stewart?

Stewart, Singing Bridge Player:
Oh, I suppose so, but I don't like Bridge. My brother lost his wife playing Bridge.

Jane, piano player at Bridge party:
You mean to say your brother bet his wife on a Bridge game?

Stewart, Singing Bridge Player:
No, she trumped his ace, and he shot her!

Jane, piano player at Bridge party:
That'll never happen to you, you old woman hater.

Stewart, Singing Bridge Player:
I'm not a woman hater, I'm just a happy bachelor!

Jane, piano player at Bridge party:
I should think lifelong bachelorhood would be pretty lonely.

Stewart, Singing Bridge Player:
Oh, well, if it was good enough for my father, I guess it's good enough for me!