Made of Honor2008

Christie - Wife #6:
If you're a bad boy, I'm gonna spank you! [she spanks Tom]

Tom:
Ow! Ok, I've got something to say to you. [Hannah kicks him] Ow!

Christie - Wife #6:
Tom, I just want you to know that if you need anything, money, advice, help with girl problems, you can always come to me. I'd like you to think of me as a real mother.

Tom:
Alright, sure

[Tom's dad comes over]

Christie - Wife #6:
Oh, here he is!

Thomas Bailey Sr.:
She's just as drunk as the night we met.

[Tom starts to take a drink from his whiskey but Christie snatches it away and drinks it herself]

Tom:
Oh got right on ahead.

Thomas Bailey Sr.:
[Slaps Tom] You're a bad influence on her!

Tom:
Wha-? Me?

[Thomas Sr. and Christie walk off]

Hannah:
He knows that he can just date right?

Tom:
No, I don't think so. [They laugh]