Mars Needs Moms2011

Mom:
Is that broccoli?

Milo:
No, that's vomit, but I understand the confusion.

Mom:
I thought I told you to eat that!

Milo:
Well, you're not gonna make me eat it now, are you?

Mom:
Go to bed.

Milo:
But you said I can watch...

Mom:
No, that was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!

Milo:
That broccoli was poisonous?

Mom:
No! Of course the broccoli wasn't poisonous!

Milo:
Well, you just said that...

Mom:
No, I-I-I meant that it's poisonous to the cat!

Milo:
Well, how can it be good for me if it's poisonous to the cat?

Mom:
Because cats are not suppose to eat vegetables!

Milo:
Maybe I'm not suppose to eat vegetables!

Mom:
Milo! Just go to bed. *Now*.