Marvel: Ultimate Alliance2006

Deadpool:
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.

Arcade:
HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?

Deadpool:
Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!

Arcade:
Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.

Deadpool:
I know! Carnivals always slay me.

Arcade:
No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.

Deadpool:
Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?

Arcade:
Arrrgh!