Mass Effect 22010

Annoyed Human:
Come on, let me in! Aria's expecting me, ugh!

Elcor Bouncer:
Annoyed: If she were expecting you, you'd be inside.

Annoyed Human:
You've let 10 people in while I've been standing here!

Elcor Bouncer:
Uncaring: They were VIPs.

Annoyed Human:
Can you even see me over here? Don't you know who I am?

Elcor Bouncer:
Matter-of-factly: No. Get in line.

Annoyed Human:
Look, I'll pay you. I'm prepared to offer you 50 credits.

Elcor Bouncer:
With apparent interest: Double it.

Annoyed Human:
Okay, 100 credits!

Elcor Bouncer:
Amused: Double it.

Annoyed Human:
Err... 200 credits?

Elcor Bouncer:
Assertively: No. Get back in line.

Annoyed Human:
I've had enough of this! Let me in, or I'll smash that smelly ass you call a face!

Elcor Bouncer:
With barely constrained menace: Try it.

Annoyed Human:
Whatever. I don't wanna go in there anyway...