Mass Effect 22010

Commander Shepard:
Have you got a minute to talk?

Prof. Mordin Solus:
Actually, wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware that mission is dangerous, different species react differently to stress. Aware you come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before. Awkward. Not interested.

Commander Shepard:
You've had members of another species make a pass at you?

Prof. Mordin Solus:
Constantly. Very awkward. Skin tone apparently attractive by turian standards. Subset of krogan sexual deviants enjoy salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structure. Asari offers intriguing, actually. Wonder why. Transspecies pheremones unlikely to work. Must be neurochemical.

Commander Shepard:
Wait a minute Mordin, you're just yanking me around, aren't you?

Prof. Mordin Solus:
Shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient confidentiality a sacred trust. Would never dream of mockery. Enjoy yourself while possible Shepard. Will be here studying cell reproduction. Much simpler. Less alcohol and mood music required.