Mass Effect 32012

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
So, Thessia, huh? I guess the Asari are wishing they had fewer dancers and more commandos right about now. Too soon?

Commander Shepard - Male:
In case you haven't noticed, we just lost a few million people! This isn't the time!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
You see this? Tiptree. Little colony out in the ass-end of nowhere. My dad lives there, so does my sister. Reapers rolled in about two weeks ago. So you can assume that I'm generally aware that there's a war on, Commander!

Commander Shepard - Male:
So why the jokes?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
Because EDI says that according to your armor's metabolic scans, you're under more stress now than during the Skyllian Blitz. Like more than Elysium, where it was pretty much you versus ten thousand Batarians trying to kill you! And the last time I had a briefing with Anderson, he told me to take care of you. The guy leading the resistance - on EARTH! - is worried about you! And I'm supposed to help!

Commander Shepard - Male:
I appreciate the thought, Joker. But I'm fine!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
The hell you are! You're like half-robot at this point... no offense, EDI... and it's my fault! When the Collectors blew up the first Normandy, you died because I wouldn't leave, because you had to come back for me!

Commander Shepard - Male:
Couldn't leave the best pilot in the fleet behind, could I?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau:
Yeah, well... I guess that would've looked bad on your report.

Commander Shepard - Male:
Come on. We've got work to do.