Meet the Demoman2007

Demoman:
[slams an empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more [censored out] fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness [end censor] than they've got the likes of me. [he begins to drink from the empty bottle, but then looks at the camera and sobers up again] So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!