Mega Python vs. Gatoroid2011

[Park rangers Terry and Angie are giving the public an advisory on the sudden outbreak of pythons in the Everglades]

Terry:
Pythons can lay up to 100 eggs per clutch, so, there might be a lot of them...

Nikki:
Ranger! Ranger!

[Nikki grabs Terry's shoulder from behind]

Nikki:
Please, you have got to stop this. I mean, these are living creatures. They, they can adapt and survive.

Terry:
You know what, ma'am, please don't touch me!

Nikki:
Ooh, somebody had 'b*tch' for breakfast.

Terry:
The pythons are decimating the gator population, the ocellated turkey, the wood rat. They can even take out some of the 200 panthers in the area.

Nikki:
Nature can balance itself without our interference. Let them live. The pythons are at the top of the food chain. That's just the way it is. That's how it's supposed to be.

Terry:
No. That's not how it is. The pythons aren't at the top of the food chain. I am. And I say we're gonna take of this problem, right now.

Nikki:
Ooh, you're a monster.

Terry:
You know what? If you don't like it, you can just take your little self right out of my Everglades. [Walks away]

Nikki:
'My' Everglades? Did she just say, 'My' Everglades?