Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus2009

[Condor Airlines 747 experiences some turbulence while at 30,000 feet in the air. As a female passenger is advised by a flight attendant to put her seatback up, her fianc? is jolted by the sudden change in turbulence and he gets up]

Nervous Air Passenger:
Whoa!

Flight Attendent:
Please sit down, sir. It's just an air pocket. Thank you.

Nervous Air Passenger:
We're getting married in two days.

Flight Attendent:
You'll be fine.

Airline Captain:
[On the intercom] All right, folks, please fasten your seat belts.

[as the 747 flies through the clouds, the male passenger suddenly looks out the window]

Nervous Air Passenger:
Holy sh*t!

[the Megalodon jumps up from the sea to catch the 747]