Methodic2007

Colin McDermott:
...so after I managed to somehow soak up all of the f***ing water in the kitchen and in the empty space under the sink I put three or four fans in the dining room to try and dry up the carpet and air the place out. It smelled like Goddamn sewage which I kept thinking was probably loaded with all of the sh*t that my neighbors had to flush down the toilet every time someone called the cops on them for playing their music too loud at 2 AM every f***ing Thursday morning. So anyway what, I dunno... three or four days later I had to get the number for the phone company because I needed them to come fix the wires which were so soaked that the internet and the phone wouldn't work - and remember this is back in the dialup days. So I looked in the phone bill for the maintenance number and found all of these f***ing long distance calls to Long Island. I didn't know anyone in Long Island so I called the number. Some f***ing guy answered and when I didn't say anything he hung up. I guess you don't really need to think to hard to know who he was...

Dan Grant:
The plumber?