Mockingbird Lane2012

Real Estate Agent:
[Car pulls up in front of a bright, pleasant, sunny house] May I ask why the sudden move?

Marilyn Munster:
No.

Real Estate Agent:
[Agent and Marilyn get out of car] All right. Well, this, it's an emotional property, ideal for any multi-generational family.

Marilyn Munster:
We're not just any family.

Real Estate Agent:
Well, the sun shines more on this house than any other house in the neighborhood.

Marilyn Munster:
Not a feature we're looking for.

[Turns and looks across the street at a dark, shadowed, rambling mansion]

Marilyn Munster:
What about that one?

Real Estate Agent:
It's a very emotional property for entirely different reasons. The former owner was a notorious serial killer who poisoned hoboes.

Marilyn Munster:
I'll take it.

Real Estate Agent:
It's not for sale. They're tearing it down.

Marilyn Munster:
But they haven't yet.

Real Estate Agent:
That's a horrible place. Horrible things happened there. They found dozens of graves in the backyard.

Marilyn Munster:
Mm-hmmm.

Real Estate Agent:
Well, maybe you could buy the lot once the grounds have been cleansed.

Marilyn Munster:
My aunt and uncle prefer pre-cleansed.

Real Estate Agent:
Miss, there may be dead homeless people in the walls.

Marilyn Munster:
Then they found a home after all.

[Smiles at house, then look over shoulder at agent]