Modern Inventions1937

Donald Duck:
Uh oh, a baby buggy. Well, well, well, well, well. [Donald turns his Civil War kepi into a baby bonnet and puts it on his head. Then the speaker horn comes out of the cradle]

Robot Nurse Maid:
Rock a bye baby on the treetop. When the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bough breaks the cradle will fall. And down will come baby cradle and all. [Donald Duck acts like a baby]

Donald Duck:
And down will come baby cradle and all. [the robot nurse holds the toy in it's robot hand. Shakes the toy doll in Donalds face and Donald Duck scares it off. Then the robot tickles Donalds stomach and grabs Donalds leg and wiggles his toes]

Robot Nurse Maid:
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy went wee, wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home.

Donald Duck:
All the way home. [Donald Duck laughs]

Donald Duck:
Mama I want my bottle. [Donald Duck cries]

Robot Nurse Maid:
Oh baby hungry? There. [Then the robot pulls out the baby bottle and squirts the milk all over Donalds face]

Robot Nurse Maid:
Uh uh the baby falls. [Then the robot locks the seat belt around Donald Duck and pulls him back in the cradle]

Donald Duck:
Hey! What's the big idea? Let me go, let me go! [Then the machine pulls out the toy, Donald Duck tries to punch the toy doll but misses, the toy doll hits his head and Donald Duck throws a temper tantrum]

Robot Nurse Maid:
Ahh, Baby wants more?

Donald Duck:
No, no, doggone it! [Then the robot pulls out the baby bottle and squirts the milk all over Donalds face]

Robot Nurse Maid:
Now now, mamas baby. Mamas little lamb he is. No, no, hold still. [the robot Nurse pulls out a cloth diaper and puts it under Donald's rear end. Then the robot nurse gets the baby powder grabs Donald's legs and shakes the powder on Donald's butt]

Donald Duck:
Hey let me go! Who do you think I am?

Robot Nurse Maid:
There, there darling. [Puts the diaper on Donald, puts the pin on Donald's diaper and pokes his stomach]

Donald Duck:
Ow!

Donald Duck:
Mamas kiss make it better. [Then Donald Duck coughs and sneezes out of the cradle. He then notices that he's wearing a diaper]

Donald Duck:
Well I'll be doggone. [Donald Duck laughs while the Robot Butler sneaks up on Donald]

Robot Butler:
Your hat sir. [the Robot Butler takes Donalds baby bonnet and shakes it off, he takes it away]

Donald Duck:
Come back here! You can't have that! Squawk! [Donald Duck takes off his diaper and kicks it away. He then pulls out a bowler hat and puts it on his head]

Donald Duck:
So! That's for you!