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M. Jourdain:
Your father said you studied law?

Thomas:
Trade law, to be exact.

M. Jourdain:
What a fine idea! I wanted a son to bequeath my business to.

Thomas:
How is business?

M. Jourdain:
I can't complain.

Thomas:
You're wrong. Our laws are reprehensible. Business in France is impossible. But I have concrete ideas on ways to increase profits.

Dorante:
Thomas, I fear this conversation could lead to boredom.

M. Jourdain:
Not at all. Not at all. Please continue.

Thomas:
For example, did you know you could save on labor costs by setting up shop in Spain, where people earn four times less?

Dorante:
[rolling his eyes] In Spain! And why not China?