Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme1990

Three Blind Mice:
...Gordon enters the Three Blind Mice Detective Agency after a woman resembling Jessica Rabbit from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" exits... It was a hot and sultry afternoon, you know, like August, July, or maybe June, with nothing to do but cut the cheese and talk about past case histories.

Gordon Goose:
Excuse me.

Three Blind Mice:
When, suddenly, a red-headed dame. She was blonde, she's a brunette, with a low, husky voice that could curl the whiskers off Mighty Mouse, came in the office.

Gordon Goose:
No, she just left.

Three Blind Mice:
Ya, tell us another one, babe.

Gordon Goose:
No, the babe left, I'm a dude, Gordon Goose.

Three Blind Mice:
Dude? Babe? Everyone's equal in our eyes.