Mrs Henderson Presents2005

Lady Conway:
It's really not so bad. Widows are allowed hobbies.

Laura Henderson:
Hobbies?

Lady Conway:
Yes. Embroidery, things like that.

Laura Henderson:
Are you mad?

Lady Conway:
I've graduated to weaving. Would you care to see my tapestries?

Laura Henderson:
I'd rather drink ink.

Lady Conway:
Committees are good of course. I serve on quite a few charities. Once your husband dies, it's quite permissible to help the poor. And now, there's no one to stop you buying things. Also, of course, there's a great deal of time for lovers.

Laura Henderson:
Margot, I'm nearly 70!

Lady Conway:
That's true, but you're also very rich. The one cancels out the other.