My Soul to Take2010

Bug:
I'm scared.

Alex:
We're sixteen, Bug. Like it or not, we're men now.

Bug:
I don't feel like a man!

Alex:
No one does, that's why you gotta fake it.

Bug:
Fake being a man to be a man?

Alex:
That's the way it works. You can't run, you have to face your fear like a man.

Bug:
Even though I'm not a man?

Alex:
Because you're not a man. Listen, the better you fake it, the better man you are.

Bug:
Just fake it.

Alex:
Fake it good. Like if you're scared, act like you don't give a sh*t, or if somebody hurts you, say, "Thank you very much, that felt wonderful."

Bug:
[practicing] Thanks, Brandon, that-I can't raise my arm, feels good.

Alex:
Yeah, there you go.

Bug:
Is that all you got, Brandon? I mean... I feel downright... cheated!

Alex:
I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick, it's tricky stuff.

Bug:
I was faking what I did.

Alex:
You were?

Bug:
[nods] Completely.

Alex:
Yeah, but you were faking it good.

Bug:
I was?

Alex:
Abso-f***in'-lutely. You now have permission to shave.