New Year's Evil1980

Diane Sullivan:
Blaze here. A crazy new year to you.

Richard Sullivan:
[In a distorted voice] Happy new year to you, Blaze.

Diane Sullivan:
Oooh! Some kind of voice you got there. You sound like the Phantom.

Richard Sullivan:
You could call me that.

Diane Sullivan:
So, you got a name, Phantom?

Richard Sullivan:
Call me Eee-vil.

Diane Sullivan:
Evil? E-villl Eye?

Richard Sullivan:
No! Just eee-vil! [Then he breathes hard]

Diane Sullivan:
Well listen Mr. Evil, do you have a vote for the top song of the year?

Richard Sullivan:
No. Just a new year's resolution. [pauses and breathes hard] I'm going to commit murder at midnight. I'm going to kill someone you know. Someone close to you.

Diane Sullivan:
[Diane hangs up the phone and turns to her audience] Well! We're really off to an interesting start, aren't we? Crazy trips, must be a full moon!