Ninja Assassin2009

Mika Coretti:
So, you said you found something?

Ryan Maslow:
Yeah, I was digging around to see what I could come up with and I found this. A report, friend of mine in Moscow tipped me to it. It was written during the height of the Cold War by a high-ranking KGB Agent named Aleksei Sabotin. In it he raises the possibility that a number of political assassinations were conducted by an ancient but very sophisticated network he calls The Nine Clans. Mind you, he doesn't call them ninjas.

Mika Coretti:
What happened to him?

Ryan Maslow:
[jokingly] The same thing that's going to happen to me if I hang around with you: kicked out of the service for mental instability.

Mika Coretti:
You believe it now, don't you?

Ryan Maslow:
Ninjas? You've got to be joking!

Mika Coretti:
Well then, why are you doing all this?

Ryan Maslow:
I don't know. But I can guarantee you it has nothing to do with the fact that you're the most attractive researcher I have ever worked with.