No Deposit, No Return

No Deposit, No Return1976

Stars: David Niven, Darren McGavin, Don Knotts, Herschel Bernardi
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: G
Runtime: 112 minutes

No Deposit, No Return is a 1976 American family comedy film directed by Norman Tokar. It was written by Arthur Alsberg and Don Nelson. It is the story of two children (Tracy and Jay) who hold themselves for ransom, reluctantly aided by a couple of i… more »



Duke:
[to Carolyn] What kind of a mother are you? Spread out all over the world! You can't raise your kids long distance, or by teachers, a maid, or a grouchy grandpa!

Bert:
Or a Bert! Your kids are a real handful you know!

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