No Strings Attached2011/I

Emma:
The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.

Patrice:
You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.

Emma:
What's up, Dr. Metzner! [shocked] Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?

Patrice:
That was really hard to watch.

Emma:
Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.